Thursday, October 7, 2010

Minhas 1845 Pils


Usually you get what you pay for, but sometimes the semi-local microbreweries can surprise you with an inexpensive beer that tastes terrific. This is not one of those beers.
1845 Pils from Minhas Craft Brewery (Monroe, WI) calls itself a Pilsner, but really it's something else. It's kind of like the beer equivalent of the Predator taking off its mask. You take a sip and you just want to say, "You're one ugly $%&#@&!."

Minhas tastes more like a party beer than time-tested, hand-crafted pilsner-style goodness... the kind of beer you'd better drink fast, because anything less than cold starts tasting like fishbowl. But that shouldn't really come as a surprise when you realize that much of their product line consists of 40's and premium malt beverages.

The beer is more or less tasteless except for the bitterness; and I don't mean the good kind of bitter. To add insult to injury, the packaging boldly proclaims, "This six-pack has 8 beers in it," which seems like a bonus at the time of purchase, but when you get it home and it reveals its underlying hideousness, you just find yourself sitting there, wondering how you'll manage to choke down the seven and a half beers you have left.

If I haven't made myself clear by now, this is not a very good beer. You would do yourself a favor to forfeit the two extra bottles and spend your money on six beers you'll like. Or six beers you don't hate. Or the movie Predator.

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Point 2012 Black Ale


If you're planning a big end of the world party on December 21, 2012, then the Stevens Point Brewery (Stevens Point, WI) has the beer for you. Point 2012 Black Ale may be a little gimmicky, if not borderline morbid, but what you get is a rich, robust and totally opaque beer with a smooth, roasty taste.

Could it be that Point saw a financial opportunity in capitalizing on the growing fascination with the ancient Mayan calendar and its end date? I have to believe that they'll sell quite a few of these as that mysterious day approaches. But the marketing notwithstanding, 2012 Black Ale actually is quite a good beer. If you find yourself enjoying the darker beers, I don't think you would be disappointed with 2012 Black Ale. I'm not.

Is this the last beer I would ever want to drink? Well, no, but if the world were crashing down around me and this beer happened to be in my hand, I'd definitely appreciate the circumstances. And I'd probably die happy.